Yummy mummies survial guide!

So....i often get asked...how do i do it...im a single mum raising 3 kids...and im supposedly a 'yummy mummy'....so.......i thought id do a post about how i do things and still be 'me' at the same time...because hey lets face it..some people have kids and *BAM* they totally change and not nessisarily for the better.....dont get me wrong..change is good...losing who you are when u become a mum...not so cool.

So im going to lay the hard word down....WOMEN...just because we become mums..does not mean all of a sudden..we stop wearnign makeup (if u wore it before), that u suddenly live in trackies and baggy tshirts....that brushing our hair is now optional...trust me its not....kids take over your life i get that...but u still have to have a life...even if u dont get out...which hey i hardly do...dosent mean all of a sudden i have no interests no hobbies no things i like anymore im still the same me...just a different kinda me!!! we dont have to change completely when we become parents. people often say to me...your a mum..u cant have peircings or tattoos or dress nicely or wear those shoes...of course i fucking can!!!!! only a judgemental fuck head would presume to sat such crap....seriously...my ex's mum used to say shit like that to me all the time...u dont want people to judge u at school and by doing so judge your kids you'll be a bad reflection on them.....reflect this *****...im lucky not to have had that problem..people always seem to look beyond the surface...accept indians...i see any traditional indians in public and there stare in the most rude fucking way anyway losing track.... u still have to be who u are...its key to surviving motherhood and not looking back and thinking fuck i used to be so different...be the same just in a different way!!.. (BTW IF U WORE TRACKIES HODDIES AND SHIT BEFORE KUDDOS TO U AND FEEL FREE TO KEEP DOING IT...I REALISE TRACKIES ARE COMFY SOMETIMES...I DONT OWN ANY SO IM NOT SAYING NEVER HAHA)...

next thing...dont let people tell u the way u raise you kids is not the right way...because if they do..immolitely tell them to shove it up there ass...the way you raise your kids is your business only and if it works for you and yours its right and all good..

if you dont want to get unsolicited advice make sure u dont give it either..singing a merry tune in your head while tuning out works a treat!!!

be honest...if your not coping GET SOME FUCKING HELP...raising kids isnt easy especially for us single parent folk but even for those out there with partners...take a break sometimes..it may seem the impossible dream but if u want it sometimes u have to work hard to make it happen...

If u got your hair done regullarly before having kids...dont stop! no one loves a skunk stripe..if u cant afford it? go the home job if you choose your colour right and keep it looking fresh its affordable and u will look a million bucks.

makeup...did u wear it before kids? then no exscuse...keep on wearing it...i often get the 'i dont have time'... yes YOU DO..im a single mum of an 8 week old baby a 3 year old and a 5 year old and if i can make 5 mins to put my makeup on every morning so can u...and it makes so much of a difference to how i feel about myself as a mum..making sure the hairs nice the makeups on im dressed reasonably all these things count to keeping it real!!!!

i often get asked how do i do it...this parts the serious part...people often cant beleive i cope alone with three kids...and hey its not always easy...but here is the trick.. ROUTINES..yes we have all heard the words before..and to be honest before i had my oldest in school i didnt have one at all..the kids were always in bed late sleeping in everything was chaos...so i have epic routines that are set in stone..my kids know whats going on i know whats going on..for example 4pm bubba has her bath 4.30pm the boys always know its bath time 5pm i start dinner always the same every day..8.30pm the boys go to bed same thing every day...and the second is time management which goes hand in hand with routine... if u dont manage your shit everything gets on top of u...some days i dont even get to sit down..its a flurry of go go go..but lifes like that sometimes...thats when a long bath a good book or anything for some u time...

you time...very important...i honestly dont get much and need more...try however possible to get some..also important to keeping it real as a mum...we are not our kids...they are our kids if that makes sense

i could go on about this stuff allllllll day....but at the end all i can say is i survive because i love my kids no matter how difficult they can be...i keep it real, i remember to be myself not just a mum..i wasnt always a mum im still a person. i have good routines, i dont listen to other people i do what works for me and my kids! so remember mummies...you can be a yummy mummy and survive without changing who u are completely

and remember SMILE, play with the kids...have a coffee or a tea...lifes not that bad even when it is..

xoxox
Caio bella..

Tattoo this and pretty bitches!

Soooooo firstly there may not be any blogs for a bot on account of moving house in a weeks time...blah to that...moving house sucks the big one...the packing and all the expenses...its like they force u to stay because its so damn expensive to get the hell out hahah ahh well

so on to the pretty bitches...there are soooooooo many of them out there arent there? sometimes im out and about and think shit.... and then i think kiss me ass haha...but then. i get told im hot or pretty a lot..i dont know what drugs people are taking because i dont see myself that way...but id like some.. And hey STILL SINGLE...so i cant be THAT hot or good looking lol..but im still fucking awsome lol... im not a stick i dont have a models body either...hey three kids spent a good deal of time stretching my shit out in various places :0...but u get that...i have to admit tho...sometimes i look around and see other women..obese or really hairy or just plain unfortunate looking with there men and husbands and think fuck...surely i look better than that and im still single WTF....god damn...but i think ive put myself in a position of men think i look good to play with but not to take home to mummy...so fuck off men like that....and a big KUDDOS...and also a massive FUCK YOU to these hot women out there that i wish i looked like some days haha but also hate....boo to u lol jealous much??

anyway for people following my blog this is what i look like currently...

so moving on to tattoo this...we all know i love my tattoos...i plan on getting three more this year...yikes i better move my ass...being that the year is fast dissolving and i was pregnant for half of it haha... so it got me thinking about weird tattoos that people get...but first my top three tattoo places to get tattood in perth australia north of the river mostly being thats where i am...would be
1. Tattoo this in greenwood
2. Marc pinto at primitive in perth city
3. Cherry bomb also in perth city

my advice when getting a tattoo...would be..

1. dont sweat it..relax and enjoy sure it hurts a bit but its not that bad if u cant handle pain perhaps rethink a tattoo.
2. dont use numbing cream. the effect is incredably temporary needs to be applied in advance and wont work the whole tattoo
3. be creative...dont go in and look through a book and choose some random generic sketch that 500 other people have..yes look take ideas and create...tattoos are art
4. choose your artist carefully...u would go get plastic surgury without shopping around?
5. look at the art on your tattoo artists skin..if u can see any be wary of there appreciation for the art.
6. dont get one on a whim, be well thought out first and remember ink is for life and very expensive to remove.
7. If you dont know what u want and have to search and search DONT GET A FUCKING TATTOO...

www.primitivebodypiercing.com/
www.hotfrog.com.au/.../Cherry-Bomb-Tattoo-and-Piercing-Parlour
and sorry couldnt find one for tattoo this...some of my best work came from there...

not for the faint hearted :?

what a fucking knob...

serosuly wtf???

okay little miss is stiring so ill finiish this one later...caio for now

luv bella..

and im on the hunt for some really awsome tattoo work to share with u all to

xox

I may be bad but im perfectly good...

Perfectly good? what is the definition of perfectly good? i guess that also depends on what your definition of bad is....ive been known to be called bad for many reasons in the past and im sure i will be called it many times in the future. Who really knows us in life? u can be sure so many people are judging us....but how do you define yourself? hmmmm well thats a tough one....how do i define myself? i dont take bullshit, but i occasionally have to give some...its the nature of the beast..you mess with the bull you get the horns...i like that phrase because its epically defining of my nature....your either friend or foe...there is no inbetween really...at least not to me. ive been called hard...one or twice....or fifty thousand times....and hard is apparently a bad thing...but a lot of being 'hard' comes from experience...life experience...so maybe it isnt a good thing...but having said that...i dont really care...i guess part in parcel of being hard...you have to be prepared in life to make the hard decisions stand up for that which u dont agree in fall fucking hard but be willing and able to pick your shit back up again afterwards...that takes a strong person...im a strong person...i have to say such a disposition isnt always for the best. i cant say i have a lot of friends...well hardly any real friends haha but i know how to pretect myself and the people i care about in whatever way possible....life is always my way of the fucking highway...which im told is not a good constitution to hold...but so be it...if you dont like me...your always free to fuck off or plank yourself onto the pointy end of a stick

byyyyyyy the way...planking is not for winners im afraid to say...its just another loser revolution of trying to do something fun that is basically fucked in the ass...seriosuly planking? someone one couldnt come up with anything better?? hmmmm......epic fucking fail im afraid!!!!

anyway moving on....i was thinking about the birth of sierra the other day.....it occurs to me that the hospital staff who were in delivery at various points must have thought i was a dark pessimistic bitch even tho i had a good altho slightly pissed off disposition due to there incompetence...anyway i have a large self done by black ink a needle and hand a tattoo and it says.... trust no one, test everything and under that..it says judge not and under that it says....love's the funeral of hearts.... pessimistic and negative much? surely so...but better to be informed than have your heart trampled time and time again... but i cant imagine what they must have though....im a myseterious leave things to the imagination type so i dont wear short skirts and the like...i prefur to be covered to some extent...so normally no one accept me see's that tattoo...its the first time anyone other than me or the kids has seen it!.... i get a lot of people asking me all the time if i plan to be getting more tattoos...the simple answer to that would be yes...i am planning to get more. i love my tattoos but of course they dont define me...but they are apart of me just like my peircings...some people get peircings and take them out regularly or take it out ot get a new one..not me if i get a peircing its here to stay permanently..the only one i seem to keep losing is the eyebrow and that because my body slowely rejects it....booo because eyebrow feels really uncomfy to get done!!!! i can be impulsive but at the same time i follow through on my decisions :) i hope my kids will be a little bit like that...but i hope they think some things through more than i did hahah

speaking of kids...there was something on the radio this morning about the octamumma and her 15 kids..and how she hates them and wishes she didnt have them anymore because its all to hard..and they had people ring in saying honestly if there were times they didnt want there kids or regretted having hem and how taboo that was...so i started thinking about it..have i ever regretted having my kids? and the answer is no...sometimes i regret that im unable to control them as well as id like and i often regret who there father is but ive never regretted having any of them especially little miss who has no dad....i always try to live my life with no regrets...bad decisions dont nessisarily mean u have to regret them as long as you learn something!.....but still its sad when people regret having there kids...but at the end of the day sometimes life gives u lemons.....lemonade...all that jazz....

anyway phyched to get my new tattoo in about three weeks im hoping.....my left lower arm will be complete and i plan to get my half sleeve fixed up and finnished off over the next few months...after all i have to be a bridesmaid next year...and ill make one hell of a rocking bridesmaid ;) tattoos, peircings and all...i did give my brother gf the opportunity to change her mind about having me...after all...photos are forever..but she said this is me its who i am and the tattoos and peircings dont bother her at all...nawww what a sweetie. she will make a great sister in law ftw.....

anyway enough with the random ranting for now....
caio bella..