Condom icecream, penis splitting and fucked up body modifications...oh MY

The topic of the day is body modifications...some of the universally fucked up shit that people do to themselves.....from tattooing to peircing to vaginal reshaping to look like a star...seriously? yeh afraid so...but before i get into it...something i found to be a little humerous....now ive found a top ten list of fucked up ice cream falvours from around the world...i hope u find it as amusing as i did!!!

1. Horse meat....cant say id get off on that shit....barf
2. Hot ice cream....hmm
3. Condom ice cream...i shit u fucking not..here is an extract

This one was perhaps an unintentional creation from a Korean manufacturer who just wanted to sell a fun ice cream for kids to suck on. Turns out that the swollen, latex coated thing which comes out of the cute turtle wrapper might not be the right shape for a kid. And, for those of you who are curious, the flavor is regular chocolate

4. Squid ink....pass

5.Sex pistol.....u guessed it....ice cream with ....VIAGRA.....jesus wouldnt want to consume that by mistake

6. Foie gras???

7. Garlic...eww

8. Blue cheese...worse

9. Amonia nastiness....thats right...made from black liquorice and amonia...not popular for its nauseateing burning properties

10. Pit Viper....yes its made from viper snakes....i have no words for that!!!

Okay so now that ive relived that list on to body modifications

Men and womens circumscision...pretty standard...not my cup of tea...hey i like a happy helmet like the best of them...but i think women being done is fucking crewl and inhumane...for that reason i didnt have my boys done in the interest of fairness...

Body peircings....they come in all shapes and sizes...some fucked up some not so much...i have several myself...eye brow tounge, nose , labrets, tounge, two beauty spots two in the bottom lip and 8 each ear.....u can shove vaginal and womens nipple peircing up ur ass hole...not my cup of tea...but peircings are not all like mine..some get pretty fucked up...im not a fan of flesh tunnels at the best of times...just dont like them...but i have seen nasal flesh tunnels and a labret flesh tunnel u could see the fucking teeth it was retch worthy...soome people take there shit to far...just because u can grab it u  can peirce it...really dosent mean u should hey!!! there also comes a point where they look fucking retarded because there is mor metal than skin...im proud to say while i have a few they are all really nice looking feminine and compared to some pretty discreet...but each to there own...even if i do need sun glasses just to look at u..

tattoos, once again i have many...my personal oppinion is there peices of history and art....anyone who ever tells me they want a tattoo and they dont know what to get or need to look from a book to pick something generic really dosent desurve to have one and i truely mean that...ink is designed to be for life...thats why the removal process is so painful...so if it means shit all to you print it out and practise your colouring in dont put it on your skin!!!

Branding with a hot iron....well ive dabbled in this one before...not as lovely as it seems...it is essentialy making a stencil...extreme heating said stencil and burning the top layer of flesh off....mmm crispy...not for the faint hearted!

Subdermal implants.....body jewellery inserted under the top layer of skin...no thanks!! altho id do a dermal implant...body jewellery above the skin anchored under the skin

earlobe stretching...not a fan also called a flesh tunnel...most of u will know what this is already

Tounge splitting.....now that is a place i wont go i dont want a tounge like a snake aqnd come near me with a scalpel and ill stab u in the face with it....seriously...no go for me

Tooth filing....usually done to point the teeth to give u a gob like a vampire...fucked up? yup sure is...so why not...not for me tho

Tight lacing....to make ur waste incredably small proportions...fuck that shit...if u look up photos these women look like if they sneezed they would literally snap there body in half...not to mention i dont think it looks beautiful i think it looks fucking retarded...and if anyone i know ever did this id tell them so

Anal stretching...where ass plugs are inserted to stretch the anus for pleasure reasons...im cringing writing this.....some people need to be shot

Skin cut tattoos.....litterally using a sharp instrument to scrape off the skin in big ribbons, extremely bloody similar to scarification which leave a scar after the skin is cut. i have also dabbled in this one...looks ok for a while but is only topical...it dose eventually heal itself

yes that is indeed my leg and it is almost completely gone now say 11 months later?

extra occular implant...having something inserted onto your eyeball...eeek

cornea tattooing...injecting ink into the white of the eyes...usually done to blind people for asthetics (looks)  or crazy fucked up pain junkies!

Peirced glasses ...yes once again i shit you not....screws are peirced directly into the side of the nose...and the glasses screw on to those and are help in place looks psycho nothing goes over the bridge of the nose and nothing over the ears...no one had better knock u with those bad boys on or ud be well and truely fucked...innovative idea tho hey

last of all......PENIS SPLITTING>....where the dick is cut right down the middle lengthways...fucking hell...i nearly vomited just looking at a pcture of this...so if u want one ur on your own..what kind of many would do that shit...how would u piss??...sex well i cant even imagine..WHY just WHY...the tounge i dont like but understand..you dick FUCK NO!!!!!

thats about as many body mods as i can take looking at for one day.....hope u enjoyed the show
next blog is my oppinion of 5 majour issues...one day at a  time
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