Bad habbits and sex in public? :O

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ferral things that people do when no one is watching....lets face it we all have bad habbits right.....RIGGGGGGGGGGGHTT...we all know it even if we choose not to admit it. we all have our quirks its what makes us unique. unfortunately some bad habbits are worse than others. Lets face it the list goes on and on...nail biting, hair twirling, collective oral idiocy (the fuckers who say all the wrong shit at all the wrong times), lip biting pen tapping ect ect the list goes on...so i thought it would be interesting to see what other bad habbits were out there....and here is a few that made me laugh..


1. this one is aimed at men (rubbing up against random women in public while they have an erection) ...now men thats not a fucking bad habbit thats a problem :/
2. Sex in public.... well as far as bad habbits go thats not a bad one ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncs9_VEc2S0 how to have sex in public and not get caught haha
3. coming in third....silent gastrointestinal disturbance in a crowded room.....(farting) you just have to love it when someone goes all out in close proximity and you feel like you can fucking taste the thing...

anyway that brings me to this...

CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. hmmmmmm i like it haha..... one could even say it was written by a peice of shit?? ;) who knows... anyway ill keep it short and sweet for now because little lady is awake but tomoro ill rock your socks off ;)   caio bella.   hmmmm before i go...feel free to share your scewed experiences of sex in public....ill include a few of mine in tomoro's blog for amusement purposes ;) i have many..