Saturday 2 April 2011

Boobies and other things?

Boobs boobs boobs...why are men so obsessed with them? why do many women always want them to be bigger? when they are bigger its ust a pain in the fucking ass trying to get nice bra's..but hey..one advantage they do make a top look that much better right girls?

what is there fyunction? breastfeeding...not so tasty now? but hey some men get off on that to....eeek...a bit creepy...im often told i have a nice rack...i on the other hand am not so sure about that.... as long as the puppies stay relatively perky im a happy woman!!!! but having said that....having a tattoo across my chest tends to draw mens attention to my boobs...didnt think of that at the time....doh! i often see men get filthy looks from girlfriends under the guise of looking at my tattoo...hey im sure SOME of them are looking at the tattoo. For the record...yes it hurt like a son of a bitch but i enjoy the pain of a good tattoo...i get asked that question a lot and no its not a god damn pentagram...learn your shit before asking me that one people...seriously... BTW men try ans touch it...i dare u...but i promise u wont have any working fingers afterwards.

Pericings.

Yes i love them....im a fan but back to boobies...people assume that because i have peircings on my face i have nipple peircings and one downstairs? what kind of fucking assumption is that to make? for the record..no i dont and it dosent interest me in the least. i dont do anything just because someone else thinks it is cool or trendy...
so what do i have. Tounge (and no men get ur mind out the damn gutter i did NOT get it done for any of u...dont bother asking me if men enjoy it so not interested), eyebrow, nose..i used to have both sides but currently only one, labret, two in the bottom lip, 8 in each ear and two marilyn monroe's or beauty spots....do i want more? well maybe one day two beauty spots on the opposit side. Do i like men with peircings? yeah sure i guess but its by no means mandatory...not a fan of flesh tunnels personally they kinda freak me out...and u havent seen a flesh tunnel till u have seen a labret flesh tunnel...fucked up in so so many ways.....seriously!! even the peircers at off ya tree in the city were shocked..have some boundries ppl...

tattoos.

love those to...but strongly feel that is u have to search hard for a tattoo idea or dont know what u want...DONT BOTHER tattoos are permanent and there not for everyone...not one of mine was chosen from a book somewhere...searching might help u put together your ideas but u have to actually have one first....where are ur tattoos...get that one a lot to....fingers, hand, right top forearm and bottom half sleeve, left under forearm all the way down, right across the chest, across the top of my back, left thigh, left calf right calf (small), left ankle/foot and right foot og and face...some i love some are dodgy ones by me practising on myself...but still love them all..however i may get some touched up by a pro this year...learning to use a machine takes a lot of time. im saving the top of my left forearm for the new baby for her tattoo so ill get that one done after my six week post partum checkup.. do tattoos hurt? well each to there own i guess...some more than others..but its a good pain i think.

tried hard to keep the blog nice and friendly today....some ass face put me in a bad mood so i could have taken it all kinds of nasty places...maybe one day i will lol...but until then...

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