Designer vagina's and body modifications

Sick kids are never very fun especially when u are worried about them..but its a fact of life...for my youngest one its pretty much the only time ill ever get affection......its almost tempting to put him right under the nose of anyone that sneezes just so he gets sick and i get a hug...of course id never do this because...well being a single mum id be the one up with him all night and being deprived of sleep for to long is one of the worst fucking things. After having kids im pretty sure i suffered insomnia for the first 4 years....whats that like? well if i ever sleep the night through ill be sure to let you know....the last good nights sleep i had was the 6th of january 2006...eeek so its no wonder i come out with some retarded blogs...my brain cant function properly these days...... but on the subect of kids...well bub due in a few weeks has already found her ways to freak the shit out of her brothers...i know they think there is a baby in there...but its not really a baby until the 'doctor take it out'... i told the boys id probably be sore for a little while after the baby comes out...now jack (5) tells me...u wont be mum the doctors will be careful...he dosent realise that after pushing him out his brother out and soon his sister poor mummys vagina will never be the same again...maybe one day ill be in line for a 'DESIGNER VAGINA'.....yes u heard me also known as libiaplasty...yes this shit really does exsist i swear...ill have the best looking junk in my pants even if i cant ever show it off...well not in publinc and not without it being contrued as pornographic or offensive...or depending where i am...pervertedly okay......which makes me think a lot about body modifications..... but firstly ive gone off track..what did the baby do to freak the kids out:?...she kicked my phone off of my stomache while i was sitting on the couch...its one senario for young kids to know there is a baby in there...but when they see evidence or feel it its freaks them the fuck out like some kind of alien encounter....think how i feel kiddies....that is happening to me from the inside out haha...took me 7 months for him to feel the baby move and 2 seconds to decide never to try and let them feel again!!!!

anyway back to designer vaginas...wouldnt it be great ladies to have kids...and still have the number one looking fanny afterwards???...lets face is some things just dont spring back into shape after a baby...especially not the babies i have haha....i mean lets face it...if ur unlucky which...90% of women in child birth are...cute little bub will tear u a new asshole...new baby new asshole...alright alright to far i know..but no less true...some places u just SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GET STITCHED EVER....so what else do women get done...the infamous boob job. u get men carry on about how they feel...how do they feel? i have no fricken idea...but if the opportunity arose in a non perverted non fettish no lesbian kinda way id give on a squeeze just to see lol...would i get one? hmmm well having natural boobs of epic proportions, always wearing good bras to get a good psuh up and cleavage...id have to say it would be low on my list...maybe a breast lift one day...nothing makes me feel more retchworthy than seeing older women who's  boobs are so fucking saggy...u could seriously heft them over the shoulder...it freaks me out a bit....actually a lot. its like my dad and his hating to touch cotton wool balls...i want to scratch my eyes out when i see saggy tits....not sure why but thats the way it is. The tummy tuck...now theres one id pay for if i ever had the money...nothing like the lovely war wounds that most of us encounter after child birth...especially when u become single afterchild birth...in no way do u ever want to present ur cottage cheese mid section to a man ever again...and lets face it u cant spend your whole like having sex with clothes on...sometimes it adds mystery but eventually it would become suss...and to the bitches who get no stretch marks and the body bounces right back 'fuck you'...seriously 'fuck....YOUUUUUUUUUUUU'....i would love to be you....jealousy is a curse what can i say....so is patience which anyone who knows me is a virtue i have never ever possesed...better note that one down kids....

what virtues do i posses exactly?....well.....im not patient...im usually kind unless i have reason to be, im openminded, but there is such a thing as to open minded, im honest which can be a virtue and can be a pain in the ass.....im not particularly sentimental nor am i particularly girly but i am pretty feminine...so a bit confusing there....im clean but im not overly neat....if u want neat...hire a maid...

there is more to add here...but my little guy is sick so ill save it for another day...
caio, bella